While this hoodie will make me look almost as snazzy as the oh-so-evil Shredder, odds are that I won’t have any more success against do-gooder turtles than he. Maybe I should just wear a pretty, girly dress instead.

Failing evil plots aside, the Shredder hoodie actually looks rather cozy with all those crazy “blades” and it’s yours for only $60. I just wish I had come across it before I’d finished all my Christmas shopping. [80s Tees via You Bent My Wookie via Geekologie]